Stand Up for Pride–MEET TIFFI TOOL TIME

Before Tiffi Tool Time started making people laugh, she was making baskets.

Tiffi Tool Time played Division I basketball and says she even made her way into the NCAA women’s record books. Can we independently confirm the record-book statement? No. But after conducting a comprehensive AI-assisted risk assessment, we have determined that arguing with a Division I athlete falls outside Tucker Pride’s risk tolerance.

What we can confirm is that she knows considerably more about basketball than the gay men running Tucker Pride. So we’re hoping she’ll stick around after the show for a brief clinic covering what the orange thing is called, why everyone keeps running back and forth, why a three-pointer is not a cocktail, and why dribbling is encouraged behavior.

Apparently, Division I basketball wasn’t competitive enough, so naturally Tiffi Tool Time moved on to stand-up comedy. These days, she’s performed at venues including Atlanta’s Laughing Skull Lounge and The Punchline.

Her comedy draws on her own life and identity, including being an out lesbian—and she’s not particularly interested in tiptoeing around either.

So yes, she has skills.

A note of warning: if you don’t laugh, just remember—she’s an athlete.

We recommend laughing.

Visit our comedy page for more details on our upcoming show and how you can get tickets.