Nadine Lewington describes herself as an “international woman of mystery,” which sounds impressive until you realize that most of the mystery involves trying to determine exactly what she’s going to do on stage.
Nadine reportedly originated in England. She also reports that some people believe she’s “a big fakey faker with a big fake mustache.” We have no idea what that means.
After our experience trying to verify Tiffi Tool Time’s NCAA record, Tucker Pride has officially disbanded its investigative journalism department. So we’re going with England.
What we do know is that young Nadine dreamed of becoming some magnificent combination of Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson. She came tantalizingly close, achieving runner-up at a village hall disco-dancing contest in 1985.
Second place.
Village hall.
1985.
Some people peak early.
Fortunately, Nadine persevered. Today she describes her comedy as mostly complaining while thrashing her arms about—and warns us that she gyrates more than most people find comfortable.
So apparently that disco training was not wasted after all.
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